This is so cute ohmahgawd.
THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW IT WILL HAPPEN. He will come back and John will kick the living shit out of him then patch him up and do that manly hand-shake thing then say FUCK IT and throw their arms around each other and HUG. IT. OUT. WITH. TEARS.
I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP LIKE NO OTHER.
Okay this is good. I love that he uses the baguette as a weapon. I just love everything about this. LOVE